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My name is Lexie and I tend to call myself an aspiring writer. I have a lot of fandoms and along with books and TV shows I post about writings, art, scenery, quotes, and music. I often do not post for a while if I am majorly overwhelmed with schoolwork. If I don't post for a couple days do not worry - I will be back soon.

Luna Lovegood | Spectrespecs


at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween


Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would both get into the lifeboats on the titanic.



in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate


Small and miniature oil paintings by Jessica Gardner


Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.


my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life


when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 


Thanks to the food styling gods, the scene is held up a bit while Mads and the director discuss an alternative to the samurai egg master trick described in the script. They settle on a potato trick– it’s easier for the set dresser to pick up a slashed potato than it is to wipe smashed raw egg off everything after each take. So now, I have to find a couple dozen identically shaped potatoes and peel them for the knife trick. — œuf

We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, I briefly describe the egg trick to him whereupon he just tosses an egg up in the air and breaks it perfectly on the spatula. Did it. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and confesses he was a juggler in his youth.— mukozuke