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Lexie. Writer. Reader. Lover. Lesbian. Pokémon Master.

A Multi-Fandom Blog.

< I am a huge nerd >

wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

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lovingmyfangirllife:

Guys imagine Alec in some meeting in Idris and he’s just talking about shadowhunter stuff and then out of nowhere a little boy just falls from the air and lands on the table and he’s got some noticeable warlocks mark and everyone’s freaking out like WTF WHY IS THERE A WARLOCK KID HERE and he just smiles at Alec and Alec just picks him up and is like mumbling like “Dammit I told Magnus to close the portal” and just like holds his son while he finishes the meeting

bonesam:

"am I getting slightly gay vibes from her or am I wishing I was getting gay vibes from her?" my autobiography

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +

Boston man: oh, mi amore, teach me how to love
García López de Cárdenas: how much of fixed value "P" do you want inside you bb? ;)

221stepstobakerstreet:

unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:

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important essay due tomorrow:

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quasi-normalcy:

theenglishangel:

cotille:

SPACE FUCKS ME UP

This is terrifying and glorious and the same time.

It is statistically impossible that we are alone in the Universe.

dudewithabow:

only 90s kids can reblog this